Total Medals Earned: 57 (From 16 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,305 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (60/60 points)
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There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (70/70 points)
It's so sad...
Wtf...?
Is this a nightmare?
It is over!!!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
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Helped Strawberry pass wind.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/30 points)
You got all dressed up, swag!
You muted the song in Pop-Tarts favourites!
Medals Earned: 8/18 (370/660 points)
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
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Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Find all 60 unique fails
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Get a total of 101 fails
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Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 8/19 (265/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
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Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.